The Investment Scientist

A Muppet

If you had a busy March, you are forgiven for not paying attention to Greg Smith’s open letter explaining why he is leaving Goldman Sachs. In his “resignation” letter, the Goldman Sachs executive sheds a bright light on the culture of this premiere Wall Street investment bank. Let me quote at length:

What are three quick ways to become a leader?

a) Execute on the firm’s “axes,” which is Goldman-speak for persuading your clients to invest in the stocks or other products that we are trying to get rid of because they are not seen as having a lot of potential profit.

b) “Hunt Elephants.” In English: get your clients — some of whom are sophisticated, and some of whom aren’t — to trade whatever will bring the biggest profit to Goldman. Call me old-fashioned, but I don’t like selling my clients a product that is wrong for them.

c) Find yourself sitting in a seat where your job is to trade any illiquid, opaque product with a three-letter acronym.

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